Welcome to Stems! We had a great time this week talking to the inimitable Peter Relic about his new book “Bust a Move: Matt Dike, Delicious Vinyl and the Hip-Hop Hits That First Conquered Pop.” Otherwise, we just talked back to half-baked takes from Claude on the music business. Hit us with tips, questions and YouTube explainers at [email protected].

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Let’s Pick Apart Some AI Hot Takes on Who’s Cooked and Who’s Not in the Music Industry

Last week the Drudge Report ran a self-aggrandizing story on how DeathbyClawd — a jokey site assembled by a former Palantir software engineer — rated the news aggregator’s chances for survival in the face of the AI disruption as excellent. In the spirit of taking a gimmick too far, we thought it would be interesting to throw the names of some of the music industry’s biggest players into DeathbyClawd’s prediction engine, and see what came back.

Why should we care about an LLM’s hot takes on who will be out of business soon, and who won’t? Because LLM’s are trained on conventional wisdom, and this particular site was built by the kind of person who wants to do the disrupting. It gives us a chance to interrogate some of the assumptions: For one, just because it looks like you can automate something (say: an alternate version of the Billboard charts) doesn't mean that somebody is going to pay you for it. Our hope is that this might give you a little ammo the next time a tech or finance bro lays some hot takes on you at a party:

Company / Risk Score Risk Level / Takes

Universal Music Group

8

AI Says: IMMORTAL. "I would love to help with music industry tasks, but I should mention that Universal Music Group has already sent Anthropic's legal team a 47-page cease and desist for this very prompt."

Stems Says: This gave me a chuckle, but calling UMG "immortal" is probably giving them too much credit. For one, it undersells the old "why do we need labels anymore?" pre-AI risks from digital disruption, along with the danger of catalog dilution from AI-generated music.

Live Nation

8

AI Says: IMMORTAL. "The $14 beer fee is non-refundable. Also, you're in the wrong section. Also, that's a $9 'section location clarification fee.'"

Stems Says: Hmmmm. AI may not be taking down the live music behemoth anytime soon, but state attorneys general or a post-Trump president just might.

Goldenvoice

12

AI Says: SAFE. "We'd write last words but Paul Tollett is literally on the phone booking a headliner right now and does not have time for this."

Stems Says: Can't argue with this. Goldenvoice's booking power and decades of festival-making infrastructure seem safe.

Suno

18

AI Says: SAFE. "We weren't replaced by a .md file. We were replaced by a court injunction. There's a difference."

Stems Says: It's a huge leap to call Suno "safe" at this point, considering the major training-data lawsuits against it.

Udio

34

AI Says: SWEATING. "I notice their pricing page has a 404 error."

Stems Says: "Sweating" seems right; Udio's big problem is a shaky business model forced upon it by the labels.

Epidemic Sound

52

AI Says: CRITICAL. "Epidemic Sound charges $15/month to let you use music that sounds like it was generated by an AI anyway."

Stems Says: This is too easy. Stock music libraries are at risk, but many companies (especially big ones) are still wary of using AI-generated music because they don't want to get sued.

DistroKid

62

AI Says: CRITICAL. "DistroKid charges musicians $22/year to do what should already be automatic, which is exactly as humiliating as it sounds."

Stems Says: Shaky point. Sure, practically anybody can vibe-code a copy of DistroKid's upload tool, but their actual product is the relationship layer, stuff like dispute resolution with DSPs.

Ultimate Guitar

71

AI Says: FLATLINING. "But our community has RATINGS on the tabs. Claude can't do RATINGS. ...Can it do ratings?"

Stems Says: Sure, guitar tab sites have reason to worry, but I wouldn't write them off yet -- community and trust actually do matter to musicians.

Luminate

72

AI Says: FLATLINING. "Luminate spent $47M in VC money to put a gradient on top of data you already had."

Stems Says: Probably the worst take here! This dramatically undersells the fact that much of Luminate's data is proprietary and incredibly hard to replicate. Also, certification of RIAA gold/platinum designations still matters.

Source: deathbyclawd.com

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Chasing Matt Dike’s Vanishing Act and Delicious Vinyl’s Wonder Years

Dike (left) and Young MC circa 1988 (courtesy Kensington Books / Penguin)

Peter Relic's new book Bust a Move is about a bunch of things: the label Delicious Vinyl, home of Young MC, Mellow Man Ace and Tone Loc; more broadly, a moment in L.A. music in the late '80s and early '90s, before the Rodney King riots and The Chronic. (The scope reminded me a bit of Astral Weeks: A Secret History of 1968, Ryan H. Walsh's 2018 book about the Boston music and counterculture scene.) 

More than anything, it's about Delicious co-founder Matt Dike, the creative genius of the Dust Brothers. Raised in a strict Jehovah’s Witness household, Dike brought wide-open ears and kid-in-FAO-Schwarz energy to everything he produced: Young MC’s “Bust a Move,” Tone-Loc’s “Wild Thing” and “Funky Cold Medina,” and one of the high-water marks for hip-hop’s ‘80s sampling era, the Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique. 

Bust a Move: Matt Dike, Delicious Vinyl and the Hip-Hop Hits That First Conquered Pop (Kensington)

"You can hear the absence of Matt Dike in Odelay," Relic told me, comparing Paul's Boutique to the Beck album the other two Dust Brothers, John King and Mike Simpson, produced without him. (I would agree – Odelay is still a great album, but the production is more workmanlike than Paul’s.) Dike had a Jedi gift for mining loose song elements — the Van Halen tom-tom fill from “Jamie’s Cryin’” in “Wild Thing,” a sample of obscure Swan Song band, Detective (likely a sly in-joke directed towards Led Zep-sampler Rick Rubin) in Mellow Man Ace’s “Grim Reaper”  — and making them the spine of something new. The crucible for his work was his time as a DJ at LA club night Power Tools, where he could be heard mixing up everything from Ted Nugent to Yma Sumac. Kim White, a Power Tools regular, said “you'd laugh” listening to his DJ set. “Not because [it was] funny, but because [it was] just so cool.”

Dike’s run as a producer only lasted for a few years; he struggled with opioid addiction and cut ties with his partners in 1992. That year friends tried an intervention with attendees like Rick Rubin and George Drakoulias, but Dike refused any help. He was a hermit in his LA mansion for years before dying from complications of salivary gland cancer in 2018. Relic aims to address the fact that "people don't really know his name," he says.

Bust a Move also makes a subtle case that L.A. in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s had a similar energy to NYC in the late ‘70s and early ‘80s, when different strains of music and culture were colliding in an unformed, febrile way. “The gangster-rap blast radius [to follow] made it almost seem like nothing else ever happened,” says Relic. One almost-ghostly presence connecting the two eras is Jean-Michel Basquiat, whom Dike had known since they were teenagers in NYC, who was in the background during some of the early Paul’s Boutique sessions, shortly before his death in August 1988. 

The book’s final note is Relic’s interview with Dike at his house in 2010, the last one that Dike would give. It is not an easy scene. Dike is wearing a greasy bandana and moth-eaten Public Enemy t-shirt, showing the effects of years of drug abuse. But Relic focuses on how childlike he remained; near the end of the interview, he offers the writer a root beer float like it was the greatest thing on earth. "Dude, I don't know if you can believe this," Dike tells him, "but I just wanted to always have as much fun as possible."

Legacy-wise, Dike may have been a perfect product of his moment – a DJ with a massive record collection and great ears who got to make sample-heavy records during the peak of that late-’80s moment, before everything got more litigious and more expensive. More than anything, though, Relic wants people to remember the root-beer-float sense of fun and the sneaky, joyful collisions in the music. 

“Matt Dike was not collecting records to be a hoarder,” says Relic, “He was collecting records because he realized that that's where life is."

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As much as we might enjoy an '80s ska-punk theme, this week's puzzle doesn't have one, despite the title.

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